Sports Ownership Gifts

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Sports Lawyers

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Homeowner please help."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

'It's the typical NBA player's portfolio; you know, nothing but Net stocks.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

FIFA scandal

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.