Sports Ownership Prints

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Hockey World

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Sports Lawyers

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

"Homeowner please help."

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

'It's the typical NBA player's portfolio; you know, nothing but Net stocks.'

FIFA scandal

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

Julen Lopetegui Agote