Sports Medicine Toymaker Gifts

Punctured Football Rushed to Hospital

Director/Action Man toy.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Future garbage truck driver.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Dollphins

'I can change! I swear!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'None of the other things had instructions.'