Toy Doctor Gifts

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Director/Action Man toy.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Rocking horse

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

It's more than a mike!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I can't find the instructions."