Toy Repair Gifts

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.