Toy Repair Pillows

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Rocking horse

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum