Toy Doctor Pillows

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Director/Action Man toy.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Rocking horse

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's more than a mike!

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I need to get away and unwind!'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."