Toy Doctor Games Gifts

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Lego Haircut

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Kids Playing Doctor.

Children's Imagination

Dollphins

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'I can change! I swear!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Doc's Kid.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."