Sports Medicine Toymaker Mugs

Punctured Football Rushed to Hospital

Director/Action Man toy.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Future garbage truck driver.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Dollphins

Children's Imagination

'I can change! I swear!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

At Lego corporate headquarters.

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'