Medical Toys Mugs

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Good news! It's only cancer."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"I'm just browsing."

Punctured Football Rushed to Hospital

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Knives sharpened

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

"The good news is that we've managed to combine all of your medications into one tablet. . . the bad news is that it's a suppository."

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

Patient