Medical Toys Prints

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"Here comes the super-visor."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Good news! It's only cancer."

Punctured Football Rushed to Hospital

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"I'm just browsing."

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

Knives sharpened

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.