Medical Tools Mugs

Knives sharpened

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'