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Knives sharpened

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

The Hammer

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Bob’s Museum