Medical Equipment T-Shirts

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I'm just browsing."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"You should start to feel better once we find a place for this old medical equipment."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Knives sharpened

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Patient

Surgical Appliance Factory

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

Shopping for bandages...

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.