Medical Equipment Mugs

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I'm just browsing."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"You should start to feel better once we find a place for this old medical equipment."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Knives sharpened

Surgical Appliance Factory

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Patient

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'