Sports Medicine Doctors Gifts

Sports medicine

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

National Academy of Sport

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Turn your head and cough.'

The Cello Victims

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Injured player

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'