Sports Medicine Specialist Gifts

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Turn your head and cough.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Sports Medicine

'Send in the toboggan team next.'

'It's an old high school football injury.'

Weak Research

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

National Academy of Sport

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Desert Dermatologist

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"Whiplash..."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Big slipper.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

On board the MS Hepatology

An allergist sneezing

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."