Sports Medicine Specialist Gifts

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Sports Medicine

'Send in the toboggan team next.'

'It's an old high school football injury.'

Weak Research

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I stand corrected."

'Very funny!'

National Academy of Sport

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Desert Dermatologist

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Whiplash..."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Big slipper.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

On board the MS Hepatology

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.