Sports Medicine Professional Gifts

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

National Academy of Sport

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Golf lessons

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Team medic spraying deodorant

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Injured player

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'