Sports Medicine Professional Gifts

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Sports Medicine - Doctor has Giant Foam Finger.

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

National Academy of Sport

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Golf lessons

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Team medic spraying deodorant

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Injured player

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'