Sport Doctor Gifts

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

National Academy of Sport

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Input From The Front Office

"Try letting the ball come to you."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Injured player

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

"Is your injury sports-related?"

Weak Research

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'