Sport Doctor Pillows

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

National Academy of Sport

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Input From The Front Office

"Try letting the ball come to you."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Injured player

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

Weak Research

"Is your injury sports-related?"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."