Sports Medic Pillows

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'He blew out his belly button.'

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'Time'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Infected Macron

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'