Sports Medicine Buff Pillows

'Now remember, keep your head up ...that's only a temporary brain in there.'

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Will that be coach?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Kick! Go for it!

'I know just how you feel.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Fart Sample.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car