Sports Medicine Buff T-Shirts

'Now remember, keep your head up ...that's only a temporary brain in there.'

Golfing Boss

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Will that be coach?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I know just how you feel.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

Arch of Triumph Save

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Fart Sample.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."