Sports Physician T-Shirts

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

"Walk it off, Butler!"

Dr. McWit, Steroid Testing, Written Exams Only, The Athletes Doctor of Choice.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

National Academy of Sport

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Injured player

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

''Struts' Lebow, batting 0347 recieves $4,200 grant in hitting to supplement his $1,630,000 salary.'

"Is your injury sports-related?"

MLB Owners, Players, Fans