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"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

National Academy of Sport

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Injured player

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

The Cello Victims

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"