Sports Doctor Pillows

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Fan Gloves.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

And then you run it in for a touchdown. Concussion tent. 33,

A man drives a medical cart across a football field carrying a football player's headless body as well as his head.

'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'We've developed a method of enhancing performance with drugs that provides a negative result in dope tests.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

National Academy of Sport

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Football team discussions.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Input From The Front Office

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."