Sports Marketing Critic Pillows

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Are you blind ref?'

Sportswasher's

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'