Sports Marketing Critic Pillows

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Sportswasher's

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Are you blind ref?'

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