Sports Marketing Mavens Pillows

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

No Baseball

The Other Cooperstown

Currently Boston

The Hockey World

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

The Boys of Indian Summer

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Are you blind ref?'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'