Sports Marketer Pillows

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

The Sponsored Skier

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Sponsered rugby players

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

Buy the performance enhancer of champions! 'Since when are US athletes doing product-endorsements for steroids?'

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

"Best to avoid feeding from the painted pitch ads."

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'This is funny? Wait till you see yours. Your team was bought out by a manufacturer of feminine hygiene products.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"The light is fading. Nobody can see the advert on my shirt."

Bet You Buy This Kit.

Sportswasher's

'We got a better deal from a tattoo artist than we did from the uniform supplier.'

"I'm going to try to settle you down, Halberson, but first a word about Fexler Lite Beer."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

At bat is number eight, Sidonski, who leads the league in home runs, RBI's, and product endorsement fees.

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

At Bat is Number Eight, Sidonski who leads the league in homes runs, RBI's and product endorsement fees.

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."

This is incredible! Sunny day, deserted beach, perfect curl. Where are the sponsors?

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'