Sports Agent Pillows

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."

'I'm thinking of telling my agent I'd like to be paid in Euros.'

Currently Boston

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"I don't want to make a rookie mistake, so do I sign my contract with an X or an O?"

'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'

"Let's talk salary. How does Premier League footballer sound to you?"

'Would you believe we forgot to put anything in the contract about him actually playing football?'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Signing cage.

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'Here comes the high-priced free agent we picked up...'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

Didn't I tell you, you're not for playing, you're for buying and selling

'You're lucky, Bob. We'll check in with your agent as a precaution, but I think it's just a bruised ego.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'

'Okay, which one of you guys brought their agent to the huddle?'

"He's agreed to sign for £75,000 a week - and do we need joined-up writing?"

'This allowance represents an advance against any future product endorsement royalties.'

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'

New Football Teams

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Just signed.

"If you want to book me you'll have to see my agent."

Sign Him.

'I have to reneogotiate my contract. Have you seen the price of steroids lately?'

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."