Baseball Agent Pillows

Field of dreams: The later years.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Perils of the double play.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

No Baseball

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Currently Boston

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Sid Sinatra.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."