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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

No Baseball

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Currently Boston

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Casting in the swamp.

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."