Sports Jongleur Gifts

First Attempts. Frank and Ernie go bowling.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Hassled Mother.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"When the defence asked for a jury of their clients peers. . ."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Spiked Ball

Going Shopping Together.

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'