Sports Jongleur Pillows

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Hassled Mother.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"When the defence asked for a jury of their clients peers. . ."

Going Shopping Together.

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Spiked Ball

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'