Work-life Jongleur Gifts

'I love this Executive Assistant software.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Working Late

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Pizza time.

Brickie's Mate

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

They're behind me aren't they?

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"