Sports Fairness Advocate Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Stop with racism in sport!

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Beijing 2022

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Hall of Fame

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Victim support

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!