Fairness In Sports Activist Gifts

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"We need a union!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

The weight the justice.

Stop with racism in sport!

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Beijing 2022

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Hall of Fame

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

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'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Electoral College Football