Sports Entertainer Gifts

Crossing the thin line into show business

His Other Shtick

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'