Sports Comedy Collector Pillows

Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Snowmobull

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'