Sports Chemistry Enthusiast Gifts

Lazy Rower.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Personal conker trainer.

Sexual chemistry set

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Protoplasm

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

Great events in Chemistry...

Electrolyte Orchestra

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

The Great Chemical Novel.

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

The Bacteria Bowl

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'