Sports Chaos Theorist Gifts

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Why markets crash.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

The Best Laid Plans

The Rugby Throw Up.

Racketeer

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.