Sports Aspirations Gifts

"This match is intense!"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Agility God

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

The Day Dreamer.

Midnight Basketball

First Prize!

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Rainbow/Horizon

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Baseball Dreams

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

Not The Real Me

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.