Spoon Catapulter Pillows

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Flatware Follies.

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

Spoonstock.

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Gardening for Beginners

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Caterpilsner

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

The Return of the Psychic Diner

'There's a fly in my soup.'