Spoon Catapulter Gifts

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Flatware Follies.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Spoonstock.

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Gardening for Beginners

Caterpilsner

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"Gesundheit!"

Bob Cat

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."