Spoon Benders Gifts

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Soup of the month.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Occupational Hazards.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

strong man bends an iron bar

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Give Thanks.

Flatware Follies.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"We never spoon anymore."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Spoonfest

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Make love and not war

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

"Who's littlest spoon?"

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"In these troubled times, I still find the strength to persevere."

"Glenn mastered the sppon trick."