Spoon Benders Mugs

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Soup of the month.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Occupational Hazards.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

strong man bends an iron bar

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Give Thanks.

Flatware Follies.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"We never spoon anymore."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Spoonfest

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Make love and not war

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

"Who's littlest spoon?"

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"I came in dressed like a woman today to support men who dress like women to break the glass ceiling for men who dress like women to support men."