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"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Henrik Ibsen,

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Evil Villain.

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Trick or treat surprise.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Werehouses.

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'