Spooky Theater Fans Mugs

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Henrik Ibsen,

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Evil Villain.

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

Trick or treat surprise.

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

The Neighbours from Hell....