Spoof Gifts

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Get crazy once in a while

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

JAMES BONDING

Milkin' Impossible