Security Spoof Fan Gifts

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

"Extreme miming"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Godzilla's Security Question

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

Putin and some Russian hackers

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"Harry! You?"

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

We know your e-mail address!

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

Spy vs. Spy

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

Watch Dog.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

Office of Homeland Security, You are Here, Looking Mighty Suspicious.

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!